Thursday, November 30, 2006

Free Jim Stevenson!!!

OK, we're done sipping our 4 Euro coffees and eating our 5 Euro tortes, and while ruminating in a Vienna cafe on the feral cat issue, we made a significant decision: We're supporting Jim Stevenson 110%! We're going to turn up the BINAC machine to 11 on this one.

The whole BINAC universe is gonna go apeshit on the City of Galveston if they don't Free Jim Stevenson!!! (Please note the new BINAC acronym: FJS!!!)

What are we gonna do? Oh, we have plans. Some are good. Some are bad. Some are really stupid. And some may be all three. If we don't invade Canada this weekend, the plans will be set into motion...

11 comments:

Tex said...

Heeeeere kitty kitty...oh..Hi BINAC, glad to see you finally taking sides. Standing up for Texas and the right to kill stray cats. Trap, shoot, and shovel I say.

The cat nazies' days are numbered now! The two of us are just the beginning. The core which will expand across the nation. Sort of the Audubon of Cat Control.

I'm so proud.

Heeere kitty kitty......

Bird Advocate said...

Cry "Havoc," and let slip the dogs of war.

William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar"

Anonymous said...

"Put out the cat and come to bed!"

My wife.

Anonymous said...

Why did the cat cross the road?

To prove he wasn't chicken.

Steve said...

Steve Dahl (Chicago DJ) was joking back when WI was thinking of officially allowing cat hunting. He joked that hunters from Chicago could head up for the weekend, set up a blind and lure in cats with a huge ball of string. Here kitty kitty kitty.

Bird Advocate said...

I advise using catnip when you go cat hunting. They're easier to catch when under the influence.

Anonymous said...

Simple.

Dogs are the answer.

Bird Advocate said...

Simple.

Dogs are the answer.


Big ####ing dogs, with teeth thaaaaaat long. I used to have some that loved killing stray cats.

Anonymous said...

No...simple dogs are the answer to catch complicated cats.

Anonymous said...

I have a bud that ran over a burmese python on the way to Marco Island the other night, he said, that it streched all the way across the two lane road and stood a foot tall. I'm I worried about feral cats...nope!

Birdfreak said...

Bird on BINAC!!! Cats cause all sorts of trouble and should at least be shot with a garden hose.

"Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?"
-Homer J. Simpson

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